Dad Jokes: Spooky Edition
Horror Dad Joke
Why did the vampire get lost?
Because he didn’t have any bat-tery.
Historical Horror Dad Joke
What do you call a ghost that’s always late?
A tard-geist.
Nix/December 1st Pun
What’s something that’s nix in December?
A snow job!
Knock-Knock Horror Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor your turn to make a scary dad joke.
Historical Humor Dad Joke
Why did the Roman emperor sleep with a sword under his pillow?
In case of Brutus.
Cute Horror Anecdote
A politician was giving a speech about the importance of facing the unknown in politics, but he was constantly interrupted by a loud cry of “Boo!” Finally, the politician said, “I will not be harassed by this specter of fear.”
Random Riddle
What is always in front of you but you can never see it?
Your future.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re terrible.