Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan with Delight
Dad Jokes about Coffee
- Why did the coffee need a nap? Because it was bean tired!
- What do you call a coffee that’s always running late? A pro-caffeinator!
Dad Jokes about Coffee Related to Gassing You Up
- Why did the coffee bean cross the road? To get to the other side and caffeinate some poor soul!
- What do you call a cup of coffee that’s way too strong? A gas chamber!
Pun Joke about Kerberos
- Why is Cerberus, the three-headed dog from Greek mythology, a terrible guard dog? Because he’s always barking up the wrong tree!
Knock-Knock Joke about Coffee
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Coffee.
- Coffee who?
- Coffee needs some sugar and cream, please!
Related Dad Joke about Gassing You Up
- Why did the coffee pot cross the road? To get to the other gas station!
Anecdote about Coffee in Politics
At a political debate, one candidate was trying to appeal to the crowd by saying, “The economy is just like a cup of coffee. It’s hot, strong, and keeps me up all night!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Riddle
- I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A candle.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call jokes that aren’t funny? Dad jokes!