Dad Jokes: The Corny and the Clever
Home Improvement Humour
- Why did the housepainter only use one coat of paint? Because he couldn’t afford the second coat!
- What do you call a singer who fixes houses? A Handy Mandy!
Puns and Knock-Knocks
- Why don’t people like bellybuttons? Because they’re navel-gazing!
- What do you call December 1st? The first day of the rest of your winter.
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Lois
- Lois who?
- Lois a pain to renovate this house!
Music and Entertainment
- Why are music studios so cold? Because the bands keep stealing the heat!
- What do you call a musician who’s always repairing their instruments? A fix-it-and-tinker!
Home Improvement in Politics
A politician knocks on a door to ask for support. The homeowner opens it, and the politician says, “I’m running for office and I’d appreciate your vote.”
The homeowner replies, “Why should I vote for you?”
The politician responds, “Because I’ll never let you down.”
The homeowner slams the door shut, saying, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about!”
Random Joke
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s good? A pun-ishment!