Dad Jokes: The Custodial King’s Clean Comedy
Custodial Quips
“What do you call a custodian with a broom in one hand and a mop in the other?”
“A sweepervisor.”
“Why did the custodian get a promotion?”
“Because he was super-visionary.”
Health and Fitness Humor
“What do you call a custodian who’s always in shape?”
“A dust bunny.”
Urethra/December 1st Pun
“Why did the urethra get arrested on December 1st?”
“For trespassing.”
Knock-Knock, Who’s There?
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Custodian.”
“Custodian who?”
“Custodian my face on the floor to mop it.”
Health and Fitness Dad Joke
“What do you call a workout that’s so hard, it makes you mop yourself?”
“A mop-up workout.”
Custodian in Politics
“Why did the custodian run for office?”
“Because he wanted to get his hands dirty.”
Random Joke/Riddle
“What do you get when you cross a teddy bear and a telephone?”
“A furry call.”
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
“Why are these dad jokes so bad?”
“Because they clean up too easily.”
Summary
This collection of dad jokes brings a touch of custodial humor to the world, while exploring the diverse realms of puns, health and fitness, knock-knocks, and political satire. From the witty custodians who sweep and mop with supervision to the ones who mop themselves after intense workouts, these jokes offer a clean and lighthearted take on the profession.