Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh)
Prepare yourself for a cavalcade of corny dad jokes that’ll leave you rolling your eyes and cracking up simultaneously.
Sculpting Jokes:
- Why was the sculptor so good at shaping clay? Because he kneaded it!
- What do you call a sculptor who’s always running away? A dip-out artist!
Saliva Jokes:
- Why don’t December 2nd and your salivary glands get along? Because they’re not on the same spit!
Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Artiste.
- Artiste who?
- An artiste who sculpts out of clay and maybe will dip out later!
Dip-Out Jokes:
- Why did the sculptor get fired? Because he was always dipping out of work!
- What do you call a sculptor who only works part-time? A dip-in artist!
Politics and Sculpting:
A politician was giving a speech about the importance of art. He said, “I believe that every politician should have a piece of sculpture in their office. Not only does it add a touch of class, but it also gives them something to throw at their opponents when things get heated!”
Bonus Joke:
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very, very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
These dad jokes are like a good mozzarella stick: gooey, cheesy, and guaranteed to make you laugh. Enjoy them with a side of “facepalm” and a hearty dose of groan-inducing humor!