Daddy’s Day of Chuckles
Hey there, laughter lovers! Gather ’round for a holy dose of dad jokes that will make you chuckle so hard, you’ll be shaking like a tambourine.
Liturgical Minister Fun
- Why did the liturgical minister get red in the face? Because he was ALTARed!
- What do you call a liturgical minister with a good arm? A long-PASSistant.
Veins and Decembers
- What do you call a bunch of veins? A vein yard!
- Why is December 2nd the punniest day of the year? Because it’s TWOS-day.
Knock Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Liturgical.
- Liturgical who?
- Liturgical me help you with this communion!
Sports Laughs
- What do you call a quarterback with a runny nose? A ball-carriering mucus expert!
- Why did the basketball player wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Politics and Liturgical Ministers
In a political debate, one candidate asked the liturgical minister, “Why should you be elected as our representative?” The minister replied, “Because I have the incense-ment to bring people together!”
Random Ridiculousness
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
Bonus Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re HARDLY groan-worthy!