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Get Ready for Some Pun-tastic Dad Jokes!

Tubular Dad Jokes

  • Why don’t they allow tubing on the interstate? Because it would be too tube-lar traffic!
  • What do you call tubing that’s out of this world? Far out tubing!

Puns for the Ages

  • What do you call a doctor who specializes in butts? An anal-ist!
  • Why did the guy get arrested on December 2nd? For starting too many fire-crackers!

Knock-Knock, Who’s There?

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Tube.
  • Tube who?
  • Tube down the river and have some fun!

Far Out Dad Jokes

  • Why did the astronaut take his dog on a tubing trip? To go comet-floating!

Political Tube-trumpery

In a heated political debate, one candidate accused his opponent of being “out of touch.” The opponent retorted, “Maybe I’m just far out-tuben!”

Random Shenanigans

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  • What do you get when you cross a cat and a banana? A banana-split!

The Dad Joke Meta-Joke

  • What do you call a collection of bad dad jokes? Tubular!