Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry…With Laughter
Esophagus Escapades
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Why did the esophagus get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the labyrinth of the digestive system.
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What do you call an esophagus that’s always hooking up with Bae? An esophabae!
Artery-Throbbin’ Puns
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What do you call an artery that’s being too nosy? An arterious eavesdropper.
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Why did December 2nd get into an argument with January? Because it was too arterial.
Knock-Knock Humor
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Esophagus.
Esophagus who?
Esophagus, right down your throat!
Bae-Related Dad Joke
- Why did the esophagus call Bae “my crush”? Because it just couldn’t stop gurgling over them.
Esophagus in Politics
Did you hear about the politician who won an election because he promised to lower the cost of esophageal transplants? Yeah, he campaigned on a “down the throat” platform.
Random Riddle
What has a neck but no head, arms but no hands, and a body but no legs? A shirt.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re food for thought, and we all know thoughts can be very indigestible!