Laugh Out Dad: Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Comforting Dad Jokes
Dad Joke About Comfort Food:
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Comfort Food-Related Dad Joke with a Radical Twist:
What do you call a radical comfort food?
A “cheese-tastrophe!”
Oil Glands or December 2nd Pun:
What do you call oil glands that are always running late?
December 2nd! (Get it? “Two-late!”)
Knock-Knock Joke About Comfort Food:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comfort food.
Comfort food who?
Comfort food-able to make you laugh!*
Radical Dad Joke:
Why did the radical cheese get fired?
Because it was too melting pot!
Anecdote About Comfort Food in Politics:
In a recent political debate, one candidate said that comfort food was essential for a happy and satisfied electorate. His opponent retorted, “And I believe that you should be the main course!”
Random Joke:
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes:
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re comfort food for the brain! But hey, at least they make you laugh, right?