Space Out with These Cosmic Dad Jokes!
Astronaut Jokes
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Why did the astronaut plant a tree on the moon? So he could have a space bar!
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What do you call an astronaut on Christmas morning? Santa Claws!
Anal and December Jokes
- Why did the anal canal get arrested on December 2nd? For being the second hole of Christmas!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Astro.
- Astro who?
- Astro-what you’re about to say! I’m going to fix this spaceship!
Holiday Humor
- What do you call a reindeer that gets stuck in the chimney? A stuck in the flue!
Astronauts in Politics
- An astronaut ran for office, but he lost by a landslide.
Random Joke
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired!
Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re groan-worthy!
Expansive Summary
From the depths of puns to the heights of knock-knocks, this collection of dad jokes has something for every astronaut and humor lover alike. Prepare yourself for a cosmic journey of laughter, where the punchlines are like stars that twinkle with silliness and wit.