Dad Jokes: A Collection of the Bad and the Paw-some
Tail-Wagging Dad Jokes About English Springer Spaniels
- What do you call an English Springer Spaniel that’s always got its nose in the newspaper? A daily bark-er!
- Why did the English Springer Spaniel cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty.
No Cap Dad Joke
- What do you call an English Springer Spaniel that’s always telling fibs? A Springer Span-bull-ier.
Punny Jokes
- What do you call a dog with no nails? De-clawed!
- Why did December 3rd fly away? Because it was the first day of Red-birder!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Springer.
- Springer who?
- Springer back to heel, you’re embarrassing the family!
No Cap Dad Joke
- What do you call a rapper with a pet English Springer Spaniel? Lil’ Springer No Cap!
Anecdote
In a political debate, an English Springer Spaniel candidate proudly exclaimed, “I believe in paws-itive action!” The crowd erupted in laughter, but the spaniel’s campaign slogan “Bark for a Better Tomorrow” proved irresistible, leading to a landslide victory.
Bonus Joke
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.