Dad Jokes: A Liver-tickling Expedition
Liver Jokes
- Why did the liver get fired from its job? Because it wasn’t very “well-done”!
- What do you call a liver that’s perfectly shaped? A square liver!
Ear Jokes
- What do you call a deer with no ears? Nothing, because it can’t hear you!
- Why did December 3rd get an ear infection? Because it was thirty-one days past November!
Liver Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Liver.
Liver who?
Liver up the party with these dad jokes!
Square Jokes
- What do you get when you cross a triangle with a rectangle? A square deal!
- Why are squares so popular? Because they’re four-tune-ately shaped!
Liver in Politics
A politician was out campaigning when he met a farmer.
“What’s the most important part of a liver?” asked the politician.
The farmer replied, “The tractor!”
Wildcard Joke
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
Summary
From livers to squares and ears to December, these dad jokes offer a hilarious twist on everyday life. They may not be the most original or intelligent jokes, but they’re sure to give you a chuckle or two. So, next time you need a good laugh, reach for one of these groan-worthy dad jokes.