Dad Jokes: Air Force Edition
Air Force Jokes
- What do you call an Air Force pilot who’s always singing?
A wing-er!
Yass Jokes
- Why did the Air Force base in Yass get a new gate?
Because it was always YASS-ing forward!
Bone Jokes
- Why are Air Force pilots so good at fixing bones?
Because they’re always “fixing” their birds!
December 3rd Jokes
- What do you call a bone that’s wearing a hat on December 3rd?
A skull cap!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Air Force.
Air Force who?
Air Force One!
Yass Jokes
- What do you call a group of Air Force pilots from Yass?
A Yass-ociation!
Political Anecdote
A politician was visiting an Air Force base when he noticed a sign that said, “We defend the skies.”
He asked the commander, “Do you ever have to defend the ground?”
The commander replied, “No, sir. The Army takes care of that.”
“And what about the sea?” the politician asked.
The commander smiled and said, “Well, sir, if the Navy can’t handle it, we just shoot it down!”
Random Pun
- What did the skeleton say when he got a knock on his door?
“Knock-knock. Who’s bones?”
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that’s only funny to Air Force dads?
A bone-anza!
Expanded Summary
From groan-worthy puns to clever anecdotes, these Air Force-themed dad jokes offer a lighthearted and entertaining glimpse into the world of aviation and military humor. Whether you’re a pilot, a mechanic, or simply a fan of the Air Force, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and remind you why dad jokes will never truly go away.