Dad Jokes: Dive Deep into the Ocean of Puns and Punchlines
Nereid Nonsense
- Why did the Nereid get lost at sea? Because she didn’t have a wave-guide!
- What do you call a Nereid who’s always late? A dude-lay!
Titan Titters
- What do you call a Titan who loves Christmas? A Dec-ember-titan!
- Why couldn’t the Titan reach the top of the mountain? Because he didn’t have a high-altitude!
Knockin’ on Nereid’s Door
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nereid.
Nereid who?
Nereid a new joke for you!
Dude’s Delights
- What’s the difference between a Dude and a Nereid? One’s a sea nymph, and the other is a “sea what I did there!”
Nereid in Politics
Nereid once ran for office. Her campaign slogan was, “Vote for me, and I’ll make the sea great again!”
Random Riddle
What has many keys but can’t open a single door? A piano.
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re all buoy-ant and pointless!