Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy to Gut-Busting
Greyhound Jokes
Q: Why did the Greyhound get lost?
A: Because it couldn’t follow a scent-ence.
Q: What do you call a cool Greyhound?
A: Cool beans.
Related Jokes
Q: What do you call a mermaid with bad breath?
A: Ariel Stinks.
Q: What day do polar bears celebrate?
A: December 3rd. (December “bear”)
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Greyhound.
Greyhound who?
Greyhound out of here before I lose my patience!
Cool Beans Joke
Q: Why didn’t the little bean cross the road?
A: Because it was too cool.
Political Anecdote
A politician was giving a speech about the importance of Greyhound racing. He said, “We must protect this industry, for without Greyhound racing, we would lose the opportunity to see these magnificent animals literally run for office.”
Bonus Joke
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: Because it was two tired!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Q: What do you call a dad joke that’s not very good?
A: A paw joke.