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Dad Jokes: Oranges, Highkey, and More!

Orange You Glad I Didn’t Make a Joke About Oranges?

Well, too late! Here’s a groan-worthy one: Why did the orange blush? Because it saw the banana peel!

High-key Orange

Why does everyone love a Highkey orange? Because it’s a total crowd-pleaser!

Pun-derful Ariel and December

What does Ariel say to the ocean on December 3rd? “Sea you next Tuesday!”

Knock, Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t tell a worse joke?

Highkey Political

Why did the politician orange give a Highkey speech? Because it wanted to rally its supporters with its zest for public service!

Orange in the Limelight

Once upon a time, an orange ran for office. Its campaign slogan was: “Vote for me and I’ll make your life more peeled!”

Random Ridiculousness

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!