Dad Jokes That Will Sweeten Your Day
Sugar Jokes:
- What do you call a pile of sugar that’s really small? A micro-scopic lump of sugar!
- Why did the sugar get arrested? Because it was a low-carb suspect!
Bet-Related Sugar Joke:
- What did the sugar say to the bet? “I can’t believe you’re going to eat me!”
Phoebe/December 3rd Pun:
- What do Phoebe Buffay and December 3rd have in common? They’re pronounced “fee-bee!”
Sugar Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sugar.
- Sugar who?
- Why, it’s certainly not salt, that’s for sure!
Bet Joke:
- Why did Bet get lost in the desert? Because she didn’t know where to gamble!
Sugar in Politics Anecdote:
In a speech, a politician said, “I promise to cut taxes and sugar subsidies.” The audience erupted in applause. Then, he added, “But I’m going to substitute sugar for salt in soup kitchens!”
Random Joke:
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
Bonus Dad Joke About Dad Jokes:
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re full of sugars!