Dad Jokes: The Corniest of the Corn
Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes
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What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging about how they don’t eat meat? A know-it-all-kale!
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What’s the difference between a vegetarian and a savage? Vegetarians eat their steak moo-less!
Alveoli/December 3rd Puns
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What do you call the air sacs in your lungs? Alve-holy-oly!
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What did the December 3rd say to the December 5th? “Guess who’s third wheeling!”
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, I’m vegan!
Savage Dad Jokes
- Why was the vegan so happy? Because they finally found a reason to be un-Kale-d!
Alternative Lifestyle in Politics
- Why did the vegan politician lose the election? Because they promised to turn the government into a vegetarian society, and people weren’t “spinach” of the idea.
Random Dad Joke
- What do you call a grandpa who’s always cold? A “frosty” old man!
Expansive Summary
This hilarious collection of dad jokes explores the alternative lifestyles of vegans and savages, while throwing in a few puns and a knock-knock joke for good measure. Whether you’re laughing at the corniness or the cleverness, these jokes are sure to leave you chuckling. So, embrace your inner dad and enjoy the corny goodness!