Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney-Dragging
When is a relationship not a relationship?
When it’s an alternative partnership that requires a shovel!
Dig it?
I’m looking for an alternative relationship, but I’m having a hard time getting my hands dirty.
Kidney joke:
What do you call a kidney that’s always in trouble? A renal offender!
December 3rd joke:
What do you get when you cross a calendar with a judge? A December third verdict!
Knock-Knock joke:
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al-ternative relationship, anyone?
Dig it joke:
Why did the archaeologist break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was a real dig at his jokes!
Political anecdote:
“Excuse me, Senator Jones,” said a reporter. “Can you explain your alternative relationship proposal?”
“Certainly,” replied the Senator. “It’s like a regular relationship, but with fewer taxes and more loopholes.”
Random joke:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s good?
A dad joke!
Expansive Summary:
From the shallow depths of alternative relationships, we’ve plumbed the depths of humor with a kidney-ripping pun and a December 3rd that’s delivered an unbiased verdict. We’ve unearthed an archaeologist’s relationship woes and listened to a Senator spin a tale of loopholes and tax deductions. Along the way, we’ve encountered a scarecrow who’s a cut above the rest and a joke so bad it’s actually good. Like a dad’s love, these jokes may not always make sense, but they’re always there for a chuckle. Dig in, enjoy, and let the bad jokes flow like a poorly-maintained spring!