Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition
About Larissa
Guess what Larissa’s favorite meal is? Sus-age!
Why did Larissa become a librarian? Because she loved to sus-pend the books!
Puns
What do you call a sick stomach? A belly-ache
Why was December 3rd in such a hurry? Because it wanted to be New Year’s Eve!
Knock-Knock
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Larissa.
Larissa who?
Larissa be the first to tell you all these not-very-good dad jokes!
About Sus
Why was the sus guy so proud? Because he had a lisp!
Political Humor
Larissa was running for office, but her campaign was plagued with sus-picions. When asked about her platform, she replied, “I’m all about transparency, except when it comes to my hair dye!”
Anecdote
Larissa once lost a debate because she kept getting distracted by the “sus” signs in the audience.
Random Joke
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!