Get Ready for Some Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes!
Ayatollah, a High-Ranking Shi’a Religious Leader Jokes:
- What do you call an Ayatollah who takes it easy? A high-chill-ah!
- Why was the Ayatollah so calm? Because he took a chill pill and relished it!
Mercury/December 3rd Pun:
- What do the planet Mercury and the 3rd of December have in common? They’re both mercuri-ful!
Ayatollah Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ayatollah.
- Ayatollah who?
- Ayatollah be the jokes here!
Take a Chill Pill Related Dad Joke:
- Why did the ice cube need to relax? Because it was chill-ing out!
Cute Ayatollah Anecdote:
In a meeting with Western diplomats, an Ayatollah was asked if he believed in evolution. With a sly grin, he replied, “Of course I do! I used to be just a mullah.”
Random Joke/Riddle:
What has a neck, no head, four legs, no feet, and a tail? A shirt!
Meta Dad Joke:
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re groan-worthy, like this article!