Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes
Stranger Things Jokes:
- What do you call a waffle that’s been in the Upside Down too long? A Demogorgon breakfast!
- Why did Steve Harrington need a new hairspray? Because the Demogorgon gave him the fright of his life!
Programming Jokes:
- Why did the BASIC programmer get lost in the woods? Because he didn’t know how to branch out.
- What’s the difference between a glory hole and December 4th? One is a dark place to stick your fingers, and the other is a hole where you can stick your fingers. (Get it? Glory hole vs. Goofy holiday?)
Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stranger Things.
Stranger Things who?
Stranger Things you gotta fix that hair!
Basic Dad Joke:
- How do you make a BASIC code run faster? You take out the GOTO statements!
Political Anecdote:
- In a recent debate, a politician claimed he had “seen Stranger Things.” When asked for details, he replied, “Well, I’ve certainly seen a lot of politicians who are a little upside down on their priorities.”
Random Riddle:
- What has a bed, but no head? A river.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad it makes you cringe? A dad joke!