Dad Jokes: The Naval Edition
Navy Jokes
- Why don’t they play poker on Navy ships? Because too many people are dealt a deck.
- What do you call a sailor who’s always getting lost? Scott-a-miss.
Scoot-Related Joke
- What do you call a Scoot who’s always in trouble? A Scoot-law.
December 4th Joke
- Why is the heart so heavy on December 4th? Because it’s full of holiday spirit.
Navy Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Navy.
- Navy who?
- Navy you need me, I’ll be there for you!
Scoot Joke
- What do you call a Scoot who’s always late? A Scoot-to-late.
Naval Political Joke
- A sailor running for office was asked, “What are your qualifications?”
- He replied, “I’m a great leader. I can steer a ship in rough waters, and I’m always ready to bail.”
Random Joke
- What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call jokes that are so bad they’re almost good? Dad jokes.