Dad Jokes: The Pilates Edition and Beyond
Pilates and Turnt
- “What do you call it when you do Pilates while feeling turnt?” “Pilates and chill.”
- “Why did the turnt Pilates instructor get confused?” “Because he couldn’t tell his abs from his glutes!”
Tears of Joy or December Downers?
- “What does a tear duct call December 4th?” “Tear-down day!”
Pilates Knocking on Your Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pilates.
- Pilates who?
- Pilates, please, I’ve been working out all day!
Turnt-Up Dad Jokes
- “What do you call a turnt Pilates class on a Monday?” “A methy-lates session!”
Pilates in the Political Arena
One day, a politician was giving a speech on the importance of physical fitness. As he was talking about Pilates, he slipped and fell. He quickly got back up and said, “That’s why I do Pilates. It strengthens my core and helps me bounce back from any setback!”
Random Funnies
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!