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Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Wisest

Custodian Jokes: Caution, Pun Intended

  • Why are custodians good at basketball? They know how to keep the floor clean!
  • What do you call a Gen X custodian? A “sweeping” Gen!

Pun-Derful Pancreas and December 4th

  • What do you call a pancreas that loves music? Puns-creas!
  • Why is December 4th the date of the sweetest puns? Because it’s “pancake” day!

Knock-Knock Joke: Custodial Conundrum

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Custodian.
  • Custodian who?
  • Cuz I’ve got a clean joke for you!

Gen X Dad Joke: The Fax of Life

  • What do you call a Gen X dad who faxes a job application? An outdated boomer!

Custodian in Politics: A Cleaning Aspiration

  • Why did the custodian run for mayor? He promised to sweep the streets clean of trash!

Just for Fun: A Riddle and a Joke

  • What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Dad Joke Meta Joke: The Punnishment

  • What do you call a dad who makes terrible dad jokes? A “pun-isher”!

In summary, this article provides a collection of dad jokes of varying quality, ranging from custodianship-related puns to Gen X-themed humor. From the amusingly punny to the downright groan-worthy, these jokes showcase the inescapable charm and infectious cringeworthiness that only dad jokes can bring.