Dad Jokes: A Laughing Gas for the Uncool
French, Fries, and Fromage
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Why was the French chef feeling down? Because he had too many soufflés!
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What do you call a French person who’s always tardy? A French fry!
Venus and Cheugy
- What do you call Venus when she’s being nostalgic for the 2000s? Cheugy-nus!
Knock-Knock on the Eiffel Tower
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- French.
- French who?
- Are you French-tiering me right now?
Cheugy and Politics
- Why was the cheugy politician so unpopular in Paris? Because he was always Croc-ing the Bastille!
French in the News
- A French politician recently made a speech about affordable housing. Unfortunately, he mispronounced “subsidy” as “subsidy-moi.”
Bonus Jokes for Your Arsenal
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam!
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Riddle: What gets wetter as it dries? A towel.