Dad Jokes for the Whole Family
Bend Over Backwards for Love Jokes
- Why did the gymnast break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn’t bend over backwards enough for her!
- What do you call a couple that’s always fighting over the remote? A road rage relationship!
Car and Road Jokes
- How do you fix a cracked windshield? With a car-mageddon patch!
- What do you call a car that can’t make a turn? A dead-end street!
Ear-Catching Puns
- Why did the ear get arrested? For eavesdropping!
- What do you call a deer with no ears? Nothing, it can’t hear you!
Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Willow. Willow who? Willow be flexible enough for you?
More Car and Road Jokes
- What do you call a car that’s always getting lost? A navi-gator!
- Why did the car park in the shade? Because it wanted to avoid getting sunburned!
Political Humor
- Why are politicians like bungee jumpers? They’re always making promises they can’t keep!
Random Jokes
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- What’s the difference between a riddle and a joke? You can’t tell a riddle.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why did the dad joke cross the road? To get to the other sigh!