Welcome to the World of Dad Jokes
Australian Shepherd Edition
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Dad Joke: Why did the Australian Shepherd cross the road? To herd the flock on the other side!
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Nature and Outdoors Dad Joke: How do you tell if an Australian Shepherd has been hiking? They’ll be frayed in the bush!
Puns and Non-Sequiturs
- December 6th Pun: Hey, December Sixth, I’m gonna “Saint Nick” you!
- Greek Sea Deity Pun: What do you call a sea monster that’s always cold? Tethys!
Knock-Knock, Who’s There?
- Knock-knock
- Who’s there?
- Aussie
- Aussie who?
- Hey, that’s my dog’s name!
Nature and Outdoors Dad Joke
- Dad Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Political Anecdote
Did you hear about the Australian Shepherd that ran for office? He campaigned on the slogan, “Vote for me, and I’ll lead you to greener paws-tures!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke Footnote
These dad jokes may not be the best, but they’re definitely the “fur”-thest thing from being good!