Dad Jokes: Not-So-Good to Hilarious
Relationship Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a relationship with a lot of ups and downs? A rollercoaster of emotions!
- Why didn’t the boyfriend want to go out with his girlfriend? Because she was no cap relatable!
Pun Joke:
- Why did the belly button get arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
- What do you call an umbrella on December 7th? Pearl Harbor!
Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Relationship.
- Relationship who?
- I can’t tell you, it’s complicated!
No Cap Related Dad Joke:
- What do you call a guy who’s always telling the truth? No cap-tain!
Relationship Anecdote:
In a political debate, one candidate asked his opponent, “How do you maintain a good relationship with your wife?” The opponent replied, “Well, I always make sure to kiss her when I get home.” The first candidate laughed and said, “That’s great, but when I get home, I like to kiss my wife first!”
Random Joke:
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a bad dad joke? A groan-worthy punchline!