Cardinal Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Laughter and Groans
Cardinal Joke
What do you call a cardinal who loves to gamble?
A poker-faced pontiff!
Cardinal-Dude Joke
What do you call a cardinal who’s really cool?
A dude with a habit!
Bone/December 8th Pun
Why did the skeleton get arrested on December 8th?
Because it stole a skull and crossbones flag!
Cardinal Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cardinal.
Cardinal who?
I thought you were a high-ranking church official appointed by the Pope!
Dude Joke
What do you call a dude who’s always in a bad mood?
A grump dude!
Cardinal Anecdote
Cardinal Richelieu once said, “If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him.”
But then a rival cardinal retorted, “And if I give you six lines written by the hand of the most dishonest man, you’ll find something to canonize him!”
Random Riddle
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
(Give up? The answer is “Because Poe wrote on both of them.”)
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good?
A dad joke!