Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Laughs
Regional Cuisine Classics
- What do you call a pizza in Maine? A “lobster roll!”
- Why is Texas barbecue so fast? Because it’s a “quick draw!”
Goals in a Tasty Pun
- What do you call a vegan with a goal of eating more meat? A “herbivore in training!”
Rectum and December 8th
- What’s the difference between a rectum and December 8th? One has 31 days in front…and the other is behind!
Knock-Knock on Regional Flavors
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Chicago.
- Chicago who?
- Chicago-lates to dinner!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes? A “groan-erator!”
Cute Political Anecdote
Senator Smith: “I’m running on the promise of lower taxes!”
Constituent: “But sir, the state is already broke!”
Senator Smith: “Well, let’s make some dough!”
Random Riddle
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!