Dad Jokes for the Green-Thumbed and Gen Alpha
Gardening Dad Jokes
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Why did the gardener plant a fake rose bush?
To fool all the neigh-bulbs!
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What do you call a kid who loves to pull weeds?
A little sprout-master!
Gen Alpha Gardening Jokes
- Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like gardening?
> Because they’re too busy “weeding” out the internet for the latest TikTok!
Punned for Your Pleasure
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What do you call a singer with a great tongue?
A vocal cord master!
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Why did the rock musician get lost on December 8th?
Because he forgot his eight notes!
Knock-Knock: Gardening Edition
- Knock, knock.
> Who’s there?
> Onion.
> Onion who?
> It’s time to plant some new bulbs!
Gen Alpha Dad Jokes
- Why did the Gen Alpha plant a seed in a USB drive?
> To grow a virtual garden!
Gardening in Politics
A politician was visiting a garden when he noticed a small boy struggling to pull up a carrot.
“Excuse me, young man,” the politician said, “let me show you how it’s done.”
He proceeded to grab the carrot and pull with all his might, but it wouldn’t budge.
“See?” he said to the boy, “that’s how a real politician gets things done: by pulling with all their might even when it’s clear that it’s not going to work.”
Random Riddle
What has a head but no body, and a room but no space?
A mushroom!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why don’t you trust dad jokes about gardening?
Because they’re all rooted in bad puns!