Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan

Rabbi Jokes

• Why did the Rabbi cross the road?
  To visit the synagogue on the other side.

• What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
  Finding half a worm!

Pun Jokes

• What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
  A pouch potato.

• What are the Chinese doing in December? Collecting their eight balls

Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Rabbi.
  Rabbi who?
  Rabbi drowning!

On Fleek Dad Jokes

• Why is it so hard to find a hip Rabbi? They’re always on fleek!

Cute Rabbi Anecdotes

• A Rabbi is running for office and is giving a speech. He says, “My fellow constituents, I promise to lead our temple with wisdom and guidance. And I promise to always listen to your concerns.”
  A voice from the back of the crowd shouts, “What was that last part?”

More Jokes

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
  Fsh!

• Why did the student eat his homework?
  Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!