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Dad Joke News Hour
What do you call a breaking news story that makes you shiver? A “chilling” headline!
Chill Out and Take a Pun
What do you say to a pancreas that’s always getting into trouble? “You’re a pain in the pancreas!” And for those who live in the Northern Hemisphere, why is December 8th the coldest day of the year? Because it’s 12-8°!
Knock-Knock News
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
News.
News who?
News to me!
Dad Joke Chill-lax
What do you say to someone who’s freaking out over the news? “Take a chill pill, your pants are on fire!”
Political Punditry
In politics, the news often involves who’s up and who’s down. But remember, even if someone loses an election, they still have their head above their shoulders… unless they’re the president.
Random Riddle
If you have two coins that total 30 cents, and one of them is not a dime, what are they? A quarter and a nickel.
The Ultimate Dad Joke
What do you call these jokes? Dad jokes! Why? Because they’re all bad and you can’t help but groan!