Hilariously Bad and Brilliantly Good Dad Jokes: A Guide for the Amusement-Seeking
Verve-tastic Dad Jokes
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What do you call a monkey with a drum? A vervet drummer!
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What do you call a group of monkeys on a mission? A vervet squad!
Navel-Gazing Nonsense
- What do you call a navel that looks like a belly button? A naval disaster!
December 8th-tastic Pun
- What do you call Santa’s favorite date? December 8th!
Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Vervet.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Vervet.
- Vervet who?
- Vervet who?!
Squad Goals: Dad Joke Edition
- What do you call a squad of soldiers who are always getting lost? Squad blunder!
Vervet in the Political Arena
Did you hear about the vervet who ran for office? They promised to “go bananas” over the issues.
The Dad Joke to End All Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad who tells terrible jokes? A pun-derful pain in the dad!
Random Riddle
What has a beginning, but no end? A circle.