Dad Jokes: A Stellar Collection
Stargazing Shenanigans
- What do you call a star that sings? A “shooting star”!
- Why did the grunge star get lost in space? Because he couldn’t find the “Space Needle”!
Pun-derful Delights
- What do you call a rock band made of statues? Galatea’s Army!
- Why won’t December 9th share its toys? Because it’s a “December ninth-er”!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stellar.
- Stellar who?
- Stellar time to look at the stars, silly!
Grunge Groove with a Dad Joke Twist
- What do you call Nirvana’s telescope? A “Smells Like Star Spirit”!
Politics and Stargazing: A Celestial Comedy
A politician was giving a speech under the stars when he noticed a shooting star. He quickly raised his hands and shouted, “I wish for a million dollars!” A nearby astronomer rolled his eyes. “Excuse me, but that’s not how that works. You have to make a wish before it goes out.” The politician retorted, “Oh, it went out? I wished for a billion then!”
Random Riddle to Ignite Your Mind
- I have no voice, but I can be heard. I have no hands, but I can shape the future. What am I? (Answer: Time)
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re literally made for your “pun-ishment”!