Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition
Digging Up the Puns
- Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS!
- What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!”
Kidney or December 9th Pun
- What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude!
- Why is December 9th the coolest day of the year? Because it’s a hip-o-day!
Vegetable Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce!
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, I’m freezing!
OK Boomer Veggie Joke
- Why are potatoes the new OK Boomer? Because they’re old and full of starch!
Vegetable Politics: A Funny Anecdote
Once upon a time, there was a politician who was always talking about how important it was to eat healthy. One day, he was giving a speech at a farmer’s market when he noticed a little girl holding a big bag of carrots. He said, “My dear little girl, why are you carrying such a heavy bag?” The girl replied, “Because I’m going to vote for you!”
A Random Joke for Good Measure
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why do dads make the best vegetable jokes? Because they’re a-peel-ing!