Dad’s Joke Fiesta: Gun Control Shenanigans and More
Trigger Finger Policies
Why did the gun control advocate cross the road?
* To get to the other side… legally.
Peachy Keenes
What’s Peachy’s favorite gun control measure?
* A background check on every peach.
Mouthy December
What do you call December 9th with a mask on?
* A “mask”erade.
Knock-Knock on Gun Control
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Gun control.
Gun control who?
Gun control the line that separates us from anarchy!
Peachy’s Peachy Plans
Why is Peachy so excited about gun control?
* Because he wants to put a lock on his fruit salad.
Political Puns
In a political debate about gun control, one candidate quipped:
* “I’m not saying everyone should have a gun, but I think everyone should have the right to a fair trial… after they shoot someone.”
Riddle Me This
What’s the difference between a gun and a politician?
* A gun can only fire once without reloading.
Expansive Summary
From peachy background checks to muzzle-loading mask-erades, these dad jokes embrace the absurdity surrounding gun control while poking fun at its complexities. Whether you’re an advocate or opponent, buckle up for a laugh-out-loud journey into the world of dad puns and jokes that even politicians can’t resist.