Chick Out These Totally Not-So-Winged Dad Jokes
Birds & the Bees
Why did the bird get lost?
Because it couldn’t tweet its way home!
Birds & the Bees 2: Glow-up Edition
Why did the glow-up fail?
Because the birds went to sleep early!
Umbriel & December 10th
What do Umbriel and December 10th have in common?
They’re both dark and dismal!
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Birds & Bees.
Birds & Bees who?
Is it time for some mating lessons?
Glow-up Joke
Why did the kid’s glow-up make the neighbors complain?
Because it was too bright and gave them “light”bulbs!
Political Anecdote
Two politicians were arguing about the Birds & the Bees.
One said, “They’re a necessary part of our ecosystem!”
The other replied, “No, they’re buzzword-loving politicians who drone on and on!”
Random Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
Expansive Summary
From birds losing their way to political puns and glow-up woes, these dad jokes cover the spectrum of humor. Whether they’re simple puns, corny jokes, or witty anecdotes, these one-liners are sure to bring a smile to your face and maybe even make you groan. So, embrace the dad joke spirit, laugh at your own puns, and don’t be afraid to groan and roll your eyes every now and then. After all, it’s the “eggs-tra” layer of humor that makes dad jokes so lovable.