Dad Jokes and Monsignor-ish Shenanigans
Monsignor Monotony
Why did Monsignor Monotony get in trouble? Because his sermons were always the same!
Monsignor and the Flexible Rules
What do you call Monsignor Monotony when he’s at the gym? Flex-iblesign!
Earthly Puns
Why did Earth get a cold? Because it was 10-cember!
Knock on Monsignor’s Door
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monsignor.
Monsignor who?
Monsignor needs some new jokes, these ones are getting stale!
Flexing Dad Jokes
What did Flex Flex say when his spiritual advisor got a new car? “Praise the Lord, there’s a new Pope-Mobile!”
Monsignor in Politics
Monsignor Monotony was running for office and gave a speech: “My fellow constituents, I promise to serve you with all my heart, all my soul, and all my knee!”
The Ultimate Dad Joke
What do you call a dad joke that makes absolutely no sense? A “dad-um!”
A Joke for the Road
Why was the math book feeling sad? Because it was full of problems!