Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan but Still Giggle
Pancreas Jokes
- What do you call a pancreas that’s surrounded by ghosts? A ghosted pancreas!
- Why did the pancreas go to the doctor? Because it was feeling pancreas.
Hyperion/December 10th Jokes
- What do you call December 10th on the planet Hyperion? “Hyperion’s Tenth.”
- What do you get when you cross the god of light with a tree stump? A Hyperion beam!
Pancreas Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pancreas.
- Pancreas who?
- Pancreas your armpit! (Because it smells like a pancreas.)
Ghosted Joke
- What do you call a pancreas that’s been ignored by its date? A ghosted pancreas!
Political Pancreas Anecdote
In a political debate, one candidate accused his opponent of having “a pancreatic brain.” When asked what he meant, he replied, “Because it’s always secreting insulin.”
Jokes and Riddles
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
- What do you call this article? A dad joke joke book!