Dad Jokes: The Candy Edition
Candy Jokes that Will Sweeten Your Day
- Why did the candy bar get rejected from the restaurant? Because it had too many nuts!
- What do you call a candy that’s always on the go? A “footloose” candy.
Simping for Sweets
- Why did the candy simp get a broken heart? Because he put all his wafers on the wrong Snickers.
- How do simps get candy when they’re single? They use Rich-es!
Capillary and December 10th Puns
- What do you call a tiny blood vessel that loves Christmas? A holly capillary!
- Why did 12/10 get arrested? Because it was framed!
Knock-Knock, Candy Jokes!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy wait to hear your next joke!
Simping and Candy Again
- Why did the simp get a sugar rush? Because he drank too much Kool-Aid over his crush.
Candy in Politics: A Sweet Tale
In a political debate, one candidate promised to bring back the candy industry. The other candidate replied, “Sorry, but my policies are too Mint to handle!”
Bonus Joke
What’s the difference between a pile of kittens and a pile of leaves?
—> One is a “mew-tain,” the other is a “leaf-pile.”