Get Ready for a Dad Joke Sandwich!
Sandwich Jokes:
“What do you call a sandwich that’s always sad?” A sob-wich.
“Why don’t you play guitar in a sandwich shop?” Because your chords will sound corny.
Simp Sandwich Jokes:
“What do you call a sandwich that’s only interested in girls?” A simp-wich.
“Why did the simp-wich get rejected?” Because it was too clingy.
December 10th Pun:
“What do you call a gift you give on December 10th?” A ten-der gift.
Sandwich Knock-Knock Joke:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Lettuce.”
“Lettuce who?”
“Lettuce in, I’m cold!”
Simp Dad Joke:
“What do you call a simp who’s always trying to impress his crush?” A desperate-wich.
Sandwich in Politics:
“A politician was running for office and his campaign slogan was: ‘Vote for me, and I’ll make sure you have bread on your table!’ One voter replied, ‘But sir, I have a toaster.'”
Bonus Joke:
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems.