Holy Cow, Let’s Crack Some Dad Jokes!
No matter how old you are, dad jokes never get old. Here’s a collection of some groan-worthy and knee-slapping quips that will make you question your sanity.
Priest-ly Puns
- Why did the priest cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- What do you call a priest who loves to gamble? Father Load.
Vein Violence and December Blunders
- What do you call a vein that’s angry? A swollen vein.
- What’s another name for December 10th? 10 Decembers ago.
Knock-Knock Time
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Priest.
Priest who?
Priest be careful, you never know when you’ll need a holy roll!
Basic Dad Joke Bonanza
- Why was the priest so bad at hide-and-seek? Because he was always found in the confessional.
- What do you call a priest who can’t stop laughing? A holy roller.
Political Priests
“Excuse me, Father, do you have any political views?”
“Well, my son, I believe in the separation of church and state.”
“And what about gay marriage?”
“I believe that love is love, regardless of who is praying for it.”
Random Riddle
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A penny.
Dad Joke Conclusion
These dad jokes may not be the best in the world, but they sure are a holy mess! From basic blunders to priest-ly puns, we’ve got you covered. So next time you need a good laugh, just remember, the worst jokes are the holyest of all!