Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: International Cuisine Edition
Hungry for Dad Jokes?
If you need a laugh, look no further! We’ve got a smorgasbord of dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone.
International Cuisine Jokes
- What do you call a French chef who’s always in a hurry? A “créme brûlée brulee!”
- Why did the Italian chef get into trouble? Because he pasta-ed!
Bae-tiful Jokes
- Why did the sushi chef become Bae’s favorite? Because he made her roll happy!
- What do you call a sushi chef who’s also a woman? A “nigiri-nica”!
Puns for Word Nerds
- What do you call a guy who mispronounces the word “glottis”? An “epiglottist!”
- Why is December 11th a special day? Because it’s one day after ten!
Knock-Knock Humor
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sushi.
- Sushi who?
- Sushi my sushi!
More Bae-sically Funny Jokes
- Why did Bae ask the chef to make her a pizza? Because she wanted to “pizza” her heart!
- What do you call a sushi chef who’s a romantic? A “nigiri-ous lover”!
A Political Pun-fest
- What did the Japanese ambassador say when he got served fish and chips? “I’m sushi to this!”
- Why did the prime minister of Cambodia love noodles? Because he was a real pho-litician!
Bonus Joke
- What did the dog say to the wall?
- Woof!
Dad Jokes on Dad Jokes
- What’s the difference between a dad joke and a regular joke? A dad joke is a joke that you can only tell once in front of your kids before they groan!