Dad Jokes: School Board Edition
What do you call a School Board Member who’s always late to meetings?
A “dip-out” member!
Dip Out-Related Dad Joke
Why did the School Board Member dip out early from the budget meeting?
Because they couldn’t fathom the expenses!
Mar-s Pun
What do you call a Martian who always forgets things?
A Mars-forgettable!
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
School Board Member.
School Board Member who?
School Board Member your patience! This meeting is going to be a long one.
Dip Out Dad Joke
Why did the other School Board Member dip out when the meeting got heated?
Because they couldn’t take the heat in the kitchen!
Anecdote
At a recent political debate, a candidate accused his opponent, a School Board Member, of being “a dip-out.”
The School Board Member responded with a smirk, “At least I’m not a ‘sit-in’ member. I prefer to be out there in the community, meeting with my constituents and making a difference.”
Random Joke/Riddle
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish!