Dad Jokes: A Collection of Groaners and Guffaws Dad Jokes…

Dad Jokes: A Collection of Groaners and Guffaws

Dad Jokes about Open Relationships

• Why did the couple in an open relationship get in a fight?
  Because one of them closed the door.

• What do you call an open relationship where one partner doesn’t know about the other?
  A clap-back.

Pun Jokes

• What do you call a structure inside the lungs?
  An alveoli-vator.

• What’s another name for December 13th?
  Santa’s Dozen.

Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  • Open.
    Open who?
  • Open to new possibilities in my relationship!

Dad Jokes about Clap Back

• What do you call it when you return fire with applause?
  A clap-back clap-back.

Cute Anecdote

In a political debate, a candidate advocating for open relationships stated, “We believe in keeping all the doors of communication open.” His opponent swiftly replied, “Yes, but in my administration, we’ll keep the windows closed for privacy.”

Random Joke

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he wanted an extra pair for par-tees.

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s actually funny?
A groan joke.