Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Aspiring Groundhogs
Dad Jokes for the Underground (Caving Edition)
- Why did the caver get lost? Because he took a stalagwrong turn!
- Why should you never go caving as an adult? Because life already has enough holes in it.
Martian and December Dad Jokes
- What did Mars say to December 13th? “Hey, I’m a ginger too!”
- What do you call a Martian who’s always getting into trouble? A mars-up-ial!
Knock-Knock Joke for Cavers
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howie.
- Howie who?
- Howie’s your best friend inside a cave!
Adulting Dad Joke
- Why does life feel like a cave sometimes? Because there are always stalactites and stalagmites holding me back.
Cave-Inspired Anecdote
Did you hear about the politician who decided to go caving? He was so bad at it that he asked the stalactites and stalagmites for political advice. The stalactites said, “Hang in there!” and the stalagmites replied, “Don’t be a drag!”
Miscellaneous Jokes
- Why don’t ants get sick? Because they’re all vaccinated!
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
The Ultimate Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
And finally, for all the aspiring dad jokers out there: Why did the dad joke cross the road? To get a-head-line in the “dad joke” news!