Holy Cow, Dad Jokes!

Priest: An Ordained Minister Who Performs the Sacraments

What do you call a priest who always wears a hat?

A cardinal!

Why was the priest fired?

Because he kept baptising people with the wrong wine!

Homey the Clown, Associate

Why did Homey the Clown get ordained?

To perform marriages in a pinch!

Pun-ishing Dad Jokes

What do you call a three-headed dog who guards the gates of Hades?

Cerberus!

What do you call the 13th day of December?

A dozen and one!

Knock-Knock Funnies

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Priest.
Priest who?
Priest be kidding me! You just used that joke!

Homey’s Political Ambitions

Homey the Clown ran for office but lost.

His slogan? “Time to face paint our political system!”

Politically Incorrect Dad Jokes

Why did the priest get in trouble with the Vatican?

Because he used Catholic-Guilt to win elections!

Random Riddles and Jokes

What has a bed but no head, a mouth but no teeth, and can run but never walks?

A river!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

The Ultimate Dad Joke… About Dad Jokes

What do you call a collection of bad dad jokes?

A groaning pun-fest!