Spooktacular Dad Jokes for the Celestial Season
Dim Jokes About Deimos
- Why is Deimos such a dim planet? Because it doesn’t have any bright ideas!
- What do you call Deimos when it’s all lit up? A glow stick!
Deimos and the Turnt Crowd
- Why did Deimos get turned away from the rave? Because it wasn’t turnt enough!
- What did Deimos say after getting rejected from the club? “I’m so turnt I’m practically glowing!”
Puns for the Season
- Why is Europa so popular with scientists? Because it’s the next stop after Uranus!
- What did the calendar say to December 13th? “You’re going to be unlucky!”
Knock-Knock on Deimos
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Deimos. Deimos who? Deimos is my favorite moon, can’t you tell from my jokes?
Turnt Up Dad Joke
- Why did the DJ playing EDM music ask Deimos out? Because it wanted to make the right connection!
Deimos in Politics
- Deimos recently ran for mayor of Phobos. When asked why, it replied, “Because I want to make a glowing difference in our community!”
Randomity, Thrown In Too
- Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek on Mars? Because there’s no place to hide!
Meta-Joke for the Finale
- Why are all these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re from Mars, which as we know, isn’t a real dad joke planet!